kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
  • nungers:

    "you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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